// contact

Let's build
something that ships

Describe what you're working on. I'll respond within one business day with whether and how I can help — no sales process, no discovery call required to get a real answer.

// new_project_inquiry.ts

// Responds within 1 business day. No CRM, no SDR, no sequences.

Email
hello@anonymousfunction.io
// preferred for project inquiries
in
LinkedIn
Jonathan Ballard
// for professional networking
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GitHub
anonymousfunction
// public repos & open source
// what_happens_next
01You submit the form. Takes 3 minutes. The more specific, the faster the response.
02I review within 24 hours and send back either a direct answer, a clarifying question, or a proposed scope.
03If it's a fit, we schedule a 30-min call to align on scope, timeline, and engagement model.
04SOW in 48 hours. No bloated proposal docs. A clean statement of work with deliverables, timeline, and payment terms.
05We start. First deliverable within the first week, every engagement.